refactor: dockerize smoke tests (#2420)

* add workflow to block minified JS

* modify smoketests to run in a container, add caching

* use bullseye for bash

* node 23

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Co-authored-by: Sayo <hi@sayo.wtf>

Author: twilwa

.github/workflows/smoke-tests.yml

@@ -10,17 +10,24 @@ on:
 jobs:
     smoke-tests:
         runs-on: ubuntu-latest
+        container:
+            image: node:23-bullseye
         steps:
             - uses: actions/checkout@v4
 
-            - uses: pnpm/action-setup@v3
+            - name: Cache pnpm
+              uses: actions/cache@v4
               with:
-                  version: 9.15.0
+                  path: |
+                      ~/.pnpm-store
+                      **/node_modules
+                  key: ${{ runner.os }}-pnpm-${{ hashFiles('**/pnpm-lock.yaml') }}
+                  restore-keys: ${{ runner.os }}-pnpm-
 
-            - uses: actions/setup-node@v4
+            - name: Setup pnpm
+              uses: pnpm/action-setup@v3
               with:
-                  node-version: "23.3.0"
-                  cache: "pnpm"
+                  version: 9.15.0
 
             - name: Run smoke tests
               run: pnpm run smokeTests