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ham,Hope you are having a good week. Just checking in
ham,K..give back my thanks.
ham,Am also doing in cbe only. But have to pay.
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ham,Aiya we discuss later lar... Pick u up at 4 is it?
ham,Are you this much buzy
ham,Please ask mummy to call father
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ham,"fyi I'm at usf now, swing by the room whenever"
ham,"Sure thing big man. i have hockey elections at 6, shouldn€˜t go on longer than an hour though"
ham,I anything lor...
ham,"By march ending, i should be ready. But will call you for sure. The problem is that my capital never complete. How far with you. How's work and the ladies"
ham,"Hmm well, night night "
ham,K I'll be sure to get up before noon and see what's what
ham,Ha ha cool cool chikku chikku:-):-DB-)
ham,Darren was saying dat if u meeting da ge den we dun meet 4 dinner. Cos later u leave xy will feel awkward. Den u meet him 4 lunch lor.
ham,He dint tell anything. He is angry on me that why you told to abi.
ham,Up to u... u wan come then come lor... But i din c any stripes skirt...
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ham,2mro i am not coming to gym machan. Goodnight.
ham,ARR birthday today:) i wish him to get more oscar.
ham,Reading gud habit.. Nan bari hudgi yorge pataistha ertini kano:-)
ham,"I sent my scores to sophas and i had to do secondary application for a few schools. I think if you are thinking of applying, do a research on cost also. Contact joke ogunrinde, her school is one me the less expensive ones"
ham,"Could you not read me, my Love ? I answered you"
ham,So what did the bank say about the money?
ham,Well if I'm that desperate I'll just call armand again
ham,"Fuuuuck I need to stop sleepin, sup"
ham,So how's the weather over there?
ham,Ok thanx...
ham,Ok.ok ok..then..whats ur todays plan
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,Will do. Was exhausted on train this morning. Too much wine and pie. You sleep well too
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ham,Ron say fri leh. N he said ding tai feng cant make reservations. But he said wait lor.
ham,"Call me when you/carlos is/are here, my phone's vibrate is acting up and I might not hear texts"
ham,Oh k :)why you got job then whats up?
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ham,Yeah you should. I think you can use your gt atm now to register. Not sure but if there's anyway i can help let me know. But when you do be sure you are ready.
ham,Nationwide auto centre (or something like that) on Newport road. I liked them there
ham,He is there. You call and meet him
ham,Yeah sure I'll leave in a min
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ham,"Mah b, I'll pick it up tomorrow"
ham,Then she dun believe wat?
ham,I've sent u my part..
ham,Hey so whats the plan this sat?
ham,Can you just come in for a sec? There's somebody here I want you to see
ham,Yup. Izzit still raining heavily cos i'm in e mrt i can't c outside.
ham,"I think we're going to finn's now, come"
ham,Our Prasanth ettans mother passed away last night. Just pray for her and family.
ham,"Enjoy the showers of possessiveness poured on u by ur loved ones, bcoz in this world of lies, it is a golden gift to be loved truly.."
ham,He's really into skateboarding now despite the fact that he gets thrown off of it and winds up with bandages all over his arms every five minutes
ham,You please give us connection today itself before DECIMAL or refund the bill
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ham,Mum not going robinson already.
ham,Got meh... When?
ham,We are both fine. Thanks
ham,"awesome, how do I deal with the gate? Charles told me last night but, uh, yeah"
ham,"I thought i'd get him a watch, just cos thats the kind of thing u get4an18th. And he loves so much!"
ham,Have a safe trip to Nigeria. Wish you happiness and very soon company to share moments with
ham,Hey! do u fancy meetin me at 4 at cha – hav a lil beverage on me. if not txt or ring me and we can meet up l8r. quite tired got in at 3 v.pist ;) love Pete x x x
ham,"no, i *didn't* mean to post it. I wrote it, and like so many other times i've ritten stuff to you, i let it sit there. it WAS what i was feeling at the time. I was angry. Before i left, i hit send, then stop. It wasn't there. I checked on my phone when i got to my car. It wasn't there. You said you didn't sleep, you were bored. So why wouldn't THAT be the time to clean, fold laundry, etc.? At least make the bed?"
ham,"If you want to mapquest it or something look up usf dogwood drive, that's the tiny street where the parking lot is"
ham,"Ha ha nan yalrigu heltini..Iyo kothi chikku, u shared many things wit me..so far i didn't told any body and even uttered a word abt u.. If ur trusting me so much how can i tell these to others.. Plz nxt time dont use those words to me..ok, chikku:-);-)B-)"
ham,Becoz its # jan whn al the post ofice is in holiday so she cn go fr the post ofice...got it duffer
ham,Good. do you think you could send me some pix? I would love to see your top and bottom...
ham,Beautiful Truth against Gravity.. Read carefully: Our heart feels light when someone is in it.. But it feels very heavy when someone leaves it.. GOOD NIGHT
ham,"Buzz! Hey, my Love ! I think of you and hope your day goes well. Did you sleep in ? I miss you babe. I long for the moment we are together again*loving smile*"
ham,Lara said she can loan me # .
ham,Dunno leh cant remember mayb lor. So wat time r we meeting tmr?
ham,So wats ur opinion abt him and how abt is character?
ham,Oh oh... Wasted... Den muz chiong on sat n sun liao...
ham,Are you at work right now ?
ham,Bring home some Wendy =D
ham,Ok going to sleep. Hope i can meet her.
ham,Allo! We have braved the buses and taken on the trains and triumphed. I mean we€˜re in b€˜ham. Have a jolly good rest of week
ham,Hmmm:)how many players selected?
ham,You flippin out yet?
ham,Your board is working fine. The issue of overheating is also reslove. But still software inst is pending. I will come around 8'o clock.
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ham,"Nope. Since ayo travelled, he has forgotten his guy"
ham,Hey tmr maybe can meet you at yck
ham,Ok i'm coming home now.
ham,u called dad oredi...
ham,"Alright, I'll head out in a few minutes, text me where to meet you"
ham,*deep sigh* ... I miss you :-( ... I am really surprised you haven't gone to the net cafe yet to get to me ... Don't you miss me?
ham,Will be office around 4 pm. Now i am going hospital.
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ham,Yup bathe liao...
ham,I am getting threats from your sales executive Shifad as i raised complaint against him. Its an official message.
ham,S.this will increase the chance of winning.
ham,How are you doing. How's the queen. Are you going for the royal wedding
ham,Dear reached railway. What happen to you
ham,Probably gonna swing by in a wee bit
ham,K k pa Had your lunch aha.
ham,Whom you waited for yesterday
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ham,Ok give me 5 minutes I think I see her. BTW you're my alibi. You were cutting my hair the whole time.
ham,At home by the way
ham,Have a good evening! Ttyl
ham,Am watching house €“ very entertaining €“ am getting the whole hugh laurie thing €“ even with the stick €“ indeed especially with the stick.
ham,But my family not responding for anything. Now am in room not went to home for diwali but no one called me and why not coming. It makes me feel like died.
ham,"So many people seems to be special at first sight, But only very few will remain special to you till your last sight.. Maintain them till life ends.. take cr da"
ham,She's good. How are you. Where r u working now
ham,Ya i knw u vl giv..its ok thanks kano..anyway enjoy wit ur family wit 1st salary..:-);-)
ham,"Lol you forgot it eh ? Yes, I'll bring it in babe"
ham,Wow so healthy. Old airport rd lor. Cant thk of anything else. But i'll b bathing my dog later.
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ham,have got * few things to do. may be in * pub later.
ham,Wat u doing now?
ham,"I'm a guy, browsin is compulsory"
ham,No i am not having not any movies in my laptop
ham,What should i eat fo lunch senor
ham,"Thank You for calling.Forgot to say Happy Onam to you Sirji.I am fine here and remembered you when i met an insurance person.Meet You in Qatar Insha Allah.Rakhesh, ex Tata AIG who joined TISSCO,Tayseer."
ham,No i'm not gonna be able to. || too late notice. || i'll be home in a few weeks anyway. || what are the plans
ham,AH POOR BABY!HOPE URFEELING BETTERSN LUV! PROBTHAT OVERDOSE OF WORK HEY GO CAREFUL SPK 2 U SN LOTS OF LOVEJEN XXX.
ham,Please dont say like that. Hi hi hi
ham,Really? I crashed out cuddled on my sofa.
ham,Dont show yourself. How far. Put new pictures up on facebook.
ham,I know! Grumpy old people. My mom was like you better not be lying. Then again I am always the one to play jokes...
ham,Boo I'm on my way to my moms. She's making tortilla soup. Yummmm
ham,What not under standing.
ham,"So you think i should actually talk to him? Not call his boss in the morning? I went to this place last year and he told me where i could go and get my car fixed cheaper. He kept telling me today how much he hoped i would come back in, how he always regretted not getting my number, etc."
ham,Pls tell nelson that the bb's are no longer comin. The money i was expecting aint coming
ham,I didnt get anything da
ham,I want snow. It's just freezing and windy.
ham,Bishan lar nearer... No need buy so early cos if buy now i gotta park my car...
ham,You stayin out of trouble stranger!!saw Dave the other day he’s sorted now!still with me bloke when u gona get a girl MR!ur mum still Thinks we will get 2GETHA!
ham,"I've got # , any way I could pick up?"
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ham,U can call me now...
ham,Eatin my lunch...
ham,"What will we do in the shower, baby?"
ham,Leave it wif me lar... u wan to carry meh so heavy... Is da num 98321561 familiar to u?
ham,No just send to you. Bec you in temple na.
ham,After completed degree. There is no use in joining finance.
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ham,alright tyler's got a minor crisis and has to be home sooner than he thought so be here asap
ham,Do I? I thought I put it back in the box
ham,I have many dependents
ham,"Once a fishrman woke early in d mrng. It was very dark. He waited a while & found a sack ful of stones. He strtd throwin thm in2 d sea 2 pass time. Atlast he had jus 1stone, sun rose up & he found out tht those r nt stones, those were diamonds. Moral:Dont wake up early in d mrng'' GOOD night"
ham,"Hello.How u doing?What u been up 2?When will u b moving out of the flat, cos I will need to arrange to pick up the lamp, etc. Take care. Hello caroline!"
ham,Hello darlin ive finished college now so txt me when u finish if u can love Kate xxx
ham,"Jus chillaxin, what up"
ham,No break time one... How... I come out n get my stuff fr u?
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ham,Ok... Let u noe when i leave my house.
ham,I've been searching for the right words to thank you for this breather. I promise i wont take your help for granted and will fulfil my promise. You have been wonderful and a blessing at all times.
ham,Midnight at the earliest
ham,Pls ask macho how much is budget for bb bold 2 is cos i saw a new one for # dollars.
ham,U should make a fb list
ham,"Princess, is your kitty shaved or natural?"
ham,"Ahhhh...just woken up!had a bad dream about u tho,so i dont like u right now :) i didnt know anything about comedy night but i guess im up for it."
ham,He's an adult and would learn from the experience. There's no real danger. I just dont like peeps using drugs they dont need. But no comment
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ham,"You know, wot people wear. T shirts, jumpers, hat, belt, is all we know. We r at Cribbs"
ham,Me fine..absolutly fine
ham,How much are we getting?
ham,Did you try making another butt.
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ham,I am sorry it hurt you.
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ham,Ok. C u then.
ham,Ok leave no need to ask
ham,Pansy! You've been living in a jungle for two years! Its my driving you should be more worried about!
ham,I remain unconvinced that this isn't an elaborate test of my willpower
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ham,"Sorry I missed you babe. I was up late and slept in. I hope you enjoy your driving lesson, boytoy. I miss you too ... *teasing kiss*"
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ham,Mm have some kanji dont eat anything heavy ok
ham,I dont have any of your file in my bag..i was in work when you called me.i 'll tell you if i find anything in my room.
ham,Ya very nice. . .be ready on thursday
ham,Anything lar...
ham,Oh thanks a lot..i already bought 2 eggs ..
ham,I know complain num only..bettr directly go to bsnl offc nd apply for it..
ham,No no. I will check all rooms befor activities
ham,No pic. Please re-send.
ham,cThen i thk shd b enuff.. Still got conclusion n contents pg n references.. I'll b doing da contents pg n cover pg..
ham,I donno if they are scorable
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ham,Have you finished work yet? :)
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ham,Gud mrng dear hav a nice day
ham,You are a very very very very bad girl. Or lady.
ham,In e msg jus now. U said thanks for gift.
ham,it's still not working. And this time i also tried adding zeros. That was the savings. The checking is #
ham,Aiyah e rain like quite big leh. If drizzling i can at least run home.
ham,I have gone into get info bt dont know what to do
ham,That's a shame! Maybe cld meet for few hrs tomo?
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ham,Is that on the telly? No its Brdget Jones!
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ham,"Gal n boy walking in d park. gal-can i hold ur hand? boy-y? do u think i would run away? gal-no, jst wana c how it feels walking in heaven with an prince..GN:-)"
ham,"Come to me, slave. Your doing it again ... Going into your shell and unconsciously avoiding me ... You are making me unhappy :-("
ham,If he started searching he will get job in few days.he have great potential and talent.
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ham,Ok anyway no need to change with what you said
ham,# great loxahatchee xmas tree burning update: you can totally see stars here
ham,hope things went well at 'doctors' ;) reminds me i still need 2go.did u c d little thing i left in the lounge?
ham,ELLO BABE U OK?
ham,u go home liao? Ask dad to pick me up at 6...
ham,u say until like dat i dun buy ericsson oso cannot oredi lar...
ham,Oooh I got plenty of those!
ham,What's a feathery bowa? Is that something guys have that I don't know about?
ham,"Aight I'll grab something to eat too, text me when you're back at mu"
ham,wiskey Brandy Rum Gin Beer Vodka Scotch Shampain Wine KUDIyarasu dhina vaazhthukkal. ..
ham,Sun ah... Thk mayb can if dun have anythin on... Thk have to book e lesson... E pilates is at orchard mrt u noe hor...
ham,I don't know but I'm raping dudes at poker
ham,When is school starting. Where will you stay. What's the weather like. And the food. Do you have a social support system like friends in the school. All these things are important.
ham,Mm not entirely sure i understood that text but hey. Ho. Which weekend?
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ham,You are gorgeous! keep those pix cumming :) thank you!
ham,Prabha..i'm soryda..realy..frm heart i'm sory
ham,It took Mr owl 3 licks
ham,No no. I will check all rooms befor activities
ham,Alright took the morphine. Back in yo.
ham,No:-)i got rumour that you going to buy apartment in chennai:-)
ham,You've already got a flaky parent. It'snot supposed to be the child's job to support the parent...not until they're The Ride age anyway. I'm supposed to be there to support you. And now i've hurt you. unintentional. But hurt nonetheless.
ham,Lol ok your forgiven :)
ham,Hi :)finally i completed the course:)
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ham,Yes I posted a couple of pics on fb. There's still snow outside too. I'm just waking up :)
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ham,"Awesome, be there in a minute"
ham,Hey i've booked the 2 lessons on sun liao...
ham,S..antha num corrct dane
ham,Is it ok if I stay the night here? Xavier has a sleeping bag and I'm getting tired
ham,O. Well uv causes mutations. Sunscreen is like essential thesedays
ham,Boooo you always work. Just quit.
ham,"Can you please ask macho what his price range is, does he want something new or used plus it he only interfued in the blackberry bold # or any bb"
ham,In which place i can get rooms cheap:-)
ham,So why didnt you holla?
ham,"In case you wake up wondering where I am, I forgot I have to take care of something for grandma today, should be done before the parade"
ham,Hai priya are you right. What doctor said pa. Where are you.
ham,Is she replying. Has boye changed his phone number
ham,At what time are you coming.
ham,I hope your pee burns tonite.
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ham,"4 tacos + 1 rajas burrito, right?"
ham,At the funeral home with Audrey and dad
ham,Hurry home u big butt. Hang up on your last caller if u have to. Food is done and I'm starving. Don't ask what I cooked.
ham,I place all ur points on e cultures module already.
ham,Goin to workout lor... Muz lose e fats...
ham,Great escape. I fancy the bridge but needs her lager. See you tomo
ham,"Babe ! How goes that day ? What are you doing ? Where are you ? I sip my cappuccino and think of you, my love ... I send a kiss to you from across the sea"
ham,What is this 'hex' place you talk of? Explain!
ham,He's just gonna worry for nothing. And he won't give you money its no use.
ham,"Ok., is any problem to u frm him? Wats matter?"
ham,I am taking half day leave bec i am not well
ham,Wishing you and your family Merry X mas and HAPPY NEW Year in advance..
ham,"Yes obviously, but you are the eggs-pert and the potato head... Speak soon! "
ham,Wen did you get so spiritual and deep. That's great
ham,Now am free call me pa.
ham,Dont know you bring some food
ham,In which place do you want da.
ham,Then why you came to hostel.
ham,Oh ya ya. I remember da. .
ham,"Hello! Just got here, st andrews-boy its a long way! Its cold. I will keep you posted"
ham,Long time. You remember me today.
ham,Arun can u transfr me d amt
ham,Are you staying in town ?
ham,"Cant believe i said so many things to you this morning when all i really wanted to say was good morning, i love you! Have a beautiful morning. See you in the library later."
ham," came to look at the flat, seems ok, in his 50s? * Is away alot wiv work. Got woman coming at 6.30 too."
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ham,Purity of friendship between two is not about smiling after reading the forwarded message..Its about smiling just by seeing the name. Gud evng
ham,Yup next stop.
ham,"Well done, blimey, exercise, yeah, i kinda remember wot that is, hmm. "
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ham,"K, if u bored up just come to my home.."
ham,When did i use soc... I use it only at home... u dunno how 2 type it in word ar...
ham,Unlimited texts. Limited minutes.
ham,I'm going out to buy mum's present ar.
ham,Haha... Really oh no... How? Then will they deduct your lesson tmr?
ham,Don no da:)whats you plan?
ham,I'm very happy for you babe ! Woo hoo party on dude!
ham,And is there a way you can send shade's stuff to her. And she has been wonderful too.
ham,"Sorry man, my stash ran dry last night and I can't pick up more until sunday"
ham,You still at the game?
ham,Cheers for the card ... Is it that time of year already?
ham,Oh shut it. Omg yesterday I had a dream that I had 2 kids both boys. I was so pissed. Not only about the kids but them being boys. I even told mark in my dream that he was changing diapers cause I'm not getting owed in the face.
ham,Carlos says he'll be at mu in # minutes
ham,"A Boy loved a gal. He propsd bt she didnt mind. He gv lv lttrs, Bt her frnds threw thm. Again d boy decided 2 aproach d gal , dt time a truck was speeding towards d gal. Wn it was about 2 hit d girl,d boy ran like hell n saved her. She asked 'hw cn u run so fast?' D boy replied Boost is d secret of my energy n instantly d girl shouted our energy n Thy lived happily 2gthr drinking boost evrydy Moral of d story:- I hv free msgs:D;): gud ni8"
ham,"I'm home, my love ... If your still awake ... *loving kiss*"
ham,Tell your friends what you plan to do on Valentines day @ URL
ham,Ok lor u reaching then message me.
ham,Booked ticket for pongal?
ham,Watching tv lor. Nice one then i like lor.
ham,Hi missed your Call and my mumHas beendropping red wine all over theplace! what is your adress?
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ham,Oh yeah clearly it's my fault
ham,MMM ... Merry Christmas to me
ham,Call to the number which is available in appointment. And ask to connect the call to waheed fathima.
ham,"I promise to take good care of you, princess. I have to run now. Please send pics when you get a chance. Ttyl!"
ham,haha but no money leh... Later got to go for tuition... Haha and looking for empty slots for driving lessons
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ham,May i call You later Pls
ham,Oh. U must have taken your REAL Valentine out shopping first.
ham,2marrow only. Wed at # to 2 aha.
ham,For me the love should start with attraction.i should feel that I need her every time around me.she should be the first thing which comes in my thoughts.I would start the day and end it with her.she should be there every time I dream.love will be then when my every breath has her name.my life should happen around her.my life will be named to her.I would cry for her.will give all my happiness and take all her sorrows.I will be ready to fight with anyone for her.I will be in love when I will be doing the craziest things for her.love will be when I don't have to proove anyone that my girl is the most beautiful lady on the whole planet.I will always be singing praises for her.love will be when I start up making chicken curry and end up makiing sambar.life will be the most beautiful then.will get every morning and thank god for the day because she is with me.I would like to say a lot..will tell later..
ham,Love has one law; Make happy the person you love. In the same way friendship has one law; Never make ur friend feel alone until you are alive.... Gud night
ham,Well then you have a great weekend!
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ham,I'm working technical support :)voice process.networking field.
ham,i am seeking a lady in the street and a freak in the sheets. Is that you?
ham,"Wat time liao, where still got."
ham,"Each Moment in a day,has its own value-Morning brings hope,afternoon brings faith,Evening brings luv,Night brings rest,Wish u find them all today.Good Morning"
ham,Have you emigrated or something? Ok maybe 5.30 was a bit hopeful...
ham,"I.ll always be there, even if its just in spirit. I.ll get a bb soon. Just trying to be sure i need it."
ham,My friends use to call the same.
ham,K:)k:)what are detail you want to transfer?acc no enough?
ham,"The # g that i saw a few days ago, the guy wants sell wifi only for # and with 3g for # . That's why i blanked him."
ham,I think it's all still in my car
ham,Lol I know! Hey someone did a great inpersonation of flea on the forums. I love it!
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ham,In life when you face choices Just toss a coin not becoz its settle the question But while the coin in the air U will know what your heart is hoping for. Gudni8
ham,Yo im right by yo work
ham,In fact when do you leave? I think addie goes back to school tues or wed
ham,Hey i booked the kb on sat already... what other lessons are we going for ah? Keep your sat night free we need to meet and confirm our lodging
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ham,I.ll get there tomorrow and send it to you
ham,", ow u dey.i paid 60,400thousad.i told u would call . "
ham,K I'll take care of it
ham,Watching tv now. I got new job :)
ham,SYMPTOMS when U are in love: 1.U like listening songs 2.U get stopped where u see the name of your beloved 3.U won't get angry when your
ham,Dude got a haircut. Now its breezy up there
ham,And maybe some pressies
ham,"Haha good to hear, I'm officially paid and on the market for an 8th"
ham,"Yeah, probably earlier than that"
ham,Im done. Just studyn in library
ham,"Yo, call me when you get the chance, a friend of mine wanted me to ask you about a big order"
ham,I'll probably be around mu a lot
ham,is your hamster dead? Hey so tmr i meet you at 1pm orchard mrt?
ham,Wait # min..
ham,Sweet heart how are you?
ham,In the end she might still vomit but its okay. Not everything will come out.
ham,"That's very rude, you on campus?"
ham,So do you have samus shoulders yet
ham,Ok i msg u b4 i leave my house.
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ham,I dont have that much image in class.
ham,"My friend just got here and says he's upping his order by a few grams (he's got $ # ), when can you get here?"
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ham,Hi ....My engagement has been fixd on # th of next month. I know its really shocking bt....hmm njan vilikkam....t ws al of a sudn;-(.
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ham,Yup i shd haf ard 10 pages if i add figures... u all got how many pages?
ham,Ok thanx...
ham,"Aight, tomorrow around # it is"
ham,Is toshiba portege m100 gd?
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ham,Thats cool! I am a gentleman and will treat you with dignity and respect.
ham,Sat right? Okay thanks...
ham,Okie... Thanx...
ham,Wife.how she knew the time of murder exactly
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ham,"God picked up a flower and dippeditinaDEW, lovingly touched itwhichturnedinto u, and the he gifted tomeandsaid,THIS FRIEND IS 4U"
ham,Ah poop. Looks like ill prob have to send in my laptop to get fixed cuz it has a gpu problem
ham,Yes fine
ham,Finally it has happened..! Aftr decades..! BEER is now cheaper than PETROL! The goverment expects us to DRINK. . . But don't DRIVE
ham,Haven't eaten all day. I'm sitting here staring at this juicy pizza and I can't eat it. These meds are ruining my life.
ham,Thankyou so much for the call. I appreciate your care.
ham,K.k..how is your sister kids?
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,Do u konw waht is rael FRIENDSHIP Im gving yuo an exmpel: Jsut ese tihs msg.. Evrey splleing of tihs msg is wrnog.. Bt sitll yuo can raed it wihtuot ayn mitsake.. GOODNIGHT & HAVE A NICE SLEEP..SWEET DREAMS..
ham,Happy new years melody!
ham,Dear good morning how you feeling dear
ham,All boys made fun of me today. Ok i have no problem. I just sent one message just for fun
ham,"Its ok., i just askd did u knw tht no?"
ham,U R THE MOST BEAUTIFUL GIRL IVE EVER SEEN. U R MY BABY COME AND C ME IN THE COMMON ROOM
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ham,"Well, I meant as opposed to my drunken night of before"
ham,Dont think so. It turns off like randomlly within 5min of opening
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ham,"Nothing. I meant that once the money enters your account here, the bank will remove its flat rate. Someone transfered # to my account and # dollars got removed. So the banks differ and charges also differ.be sure you trust the 9ja person you are sending account details to cos..."
ham,Yoyyooo u know how to change permissions for a drive in mac. My usb flash drive
ham,Come aftr DECIMAL ..now i m cleaning the house
ham,"Sorry, it's a lot of friend-of-a-friend stuff, I'm just now about to talk to the actual guy who wants to buy"
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ham,I wonder if you'll get this text?
ham,i see. When we finish we have loads of loans to pay
ham,"Sorry pa, i dont knw who ru pa?"
ham,Neva mind it's ok..
ham,I hope you know I'm still mad at you.
ham,"Sad story of a Man - Last week was my b'day. My Wife did'nt wish me. My Parents forgot n so did my Kids . I went to work. Even my Colleagues did not wish. As I entered my cabin my PA said, '' Happy B'day Boss !!''. I felt special. She askd me 4 lunch. After lunch she invited me to her apartment. We went there. She said,'' do u mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute ? '' ''OK'', I sed in a sexy mood. She came out 5 minuts latr wid a cake...n My Wife, My Parents, My Kidz, My Friends n My Colleagues. All screaming.. SURPRISE !! and I was waiting on the sofa.. ... ..... ' NAKED...!"
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ham,Can u get pic msgs to your phone?
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ham,"Maybe westshore or hyde park village, the place near my house?"
ham,Remind me how to get there and I shall do so
ham,"My sister in law, hope you are having a great month. Just saying hey. Abiola"
ham,"Chinatown got porridge, claypot rice, yam cake, fishhead beehoon... Either we eat cheap den go cafe n tok or go nydc or somethin..."
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ham,Are you this much buzy
ham,"Honeybee Said: *I'm d Sweetest in d World* God Laughed & Said: *Wait,U Havnt Met d Person Reading This Msg* MORAL: Even GOD Can Crack Jokes! GM+GN+GE+GN:)"
ham,So that means you still think of teju
ham,I take it we didn't have the phone callon Friday. Can we assume we won't have it this year now?
ham,Already am squatting is the new way of walking
ham,"1.20 that call cost. Which i guess isnt bad. Miss ya, need ya, want ya, love ya"
ham,I think u have the wrong number.
ham,"Lets use it next week, princess :)"
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,He remains a bro amongst bros
ham,No..few hours before.went to hair cut .
ham,somewhere out there beneath the pale moon light someone think in of u some where out there where dreams come true... goodnite & sweet dreams
ham,I am not having her number sir
ham,"Yo my trip got postponed, you still stocked up?"
ham,"For you information, IKEA is spelled with all caps. That is not yelling. when you thought i had left you, you were sitting on the bed among the mess when i came in. i said we were going after you got home from class. please don't try and con me. It makes me want to listen to you less."
ham,"I didnt get ur full msg..sometext is missing, send it again"
ham,HIYA STU WOT U UP 2.IM IN SO MUCH TRUBLE AT HOME AT MOMENT EVONE HATES ME EVEN U! WOT THE HELL AV I DONE NOW? Y WONT U JUST TELL ME TEXT BCK PLEASE LUV DAN
ham,Sorry da:)i was thought of calling you lot of times:)lil busy.i will call you at noon..
ham,Hiya do u like the hlday pics looked horrible in them so took mo out! Hows the camp Amrca thing? Speak soon Serena:)
ham,Id onluy matters when getting on from offcampus
ham,I liked your new house
ham,ALRITE HUNNY!WOT U UP 2 2NITE? DIDNT END UP GOIN DOWN TOWN JUS DA PUB INSTEAD! JUS CHILLIN AT DA MO IN ME BEDROOM!LOVE JEN XXX.
ham,"Fair enough, anything going on?"
ham,ALSO TELL HIM I SAID HAPPY BIRTHDAY
ham,Ill be there on # ok.
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ham,Still in the area of the restaurant. Ill try to come back soon
ham,"hey, looks like I was wrong and one of the kappa guys numbers is still on my phone, if you want I can text him and see if he's around"
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ham,How many times i told in the stage all use to laugh. You not listen aha.
ham,I havent lei.. Next mon can?
ham,Dont pick up d call when something important is There to tell. Hrishi
ham,Lol well don't do it without me. We could have a big sale together.
ham,Am only searching for good dual sim mobile pa.
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ham,Si si. I think ill go make those oreo truffles.
ham,Tiwary to rcb.battle between bang and kochi.
ham,Just woke up. Yeesh its late. But I didn't fall asleep til # am :/
ham,Oh...i asked for fun. Haha...take care. u
ham,How? Izzit still raining?
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ham,Pls send me the correct name da.
ham,Dear got train and seat mine lower seat
ham,Why i come in between you people
ham,Can... I'm free...
ham,Oh ok no prob..
ham,Ok can...
ham,Are your freezing ? Are you home yet ? Will you remember to kiss your mom in the morning? Do you love me ? Do you think of me ? Are you missing me yet ?
ham,U coming 2 pick me?
ham,Reason is if the team budget is available at last they buy the unsold players for at base rate..
ham,Oooh bed ridden ey? What are YOU thinking of?
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ham,"Mum, hope you are having a great day. Hoping this text meets you well and full of life. Have a great day. Abiola"
ham,And of course you should make a stink!
ham,"A few people are at the game, I'm at the mall with iouri and kaila"
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ham,Is xy going 4 e lunch?
ham,I'm in school now n i'll be in da lab doing some stuff give me a call when u r done.
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ham,"Fyi I'm taking a quick shower, be at epsilon in like # min"
ham,Nope i'm not drivin... I neva develop da photos lei...
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,"Aight I've been set free, think you could text me blake's address? It occurs to me I'm not quite as sure what I'm doing as I thought I was"
ham,You got job in wipro:)you will get every thing in life in 2 or 3 years.
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ham,Hi where you. You in home or calicut?
ham,There are some nice pubs near here or there is Frankie n Bennys near the warner cinema?
ham,No message..no responce..what happend?
ham,"Great. I'm in church now, will holla when i get out"
ham,will you like to be spoiled? :)
ham,They don't put that stuff on the roads to keep it from getting slippery over there?
ham,Pass dis to all ur contacts n see wat u get! Red;i'm in luv wid u. Blue;u put a smile on my face. Purple;u r realy hot. Pink;u r so swt. Orange;i thnk i lyk u. Green;i realy wana go out wid u. Yelow;i wnt u bck. Black;i'm jealous of u. Brown;i miss you Nw plz giv me one color
ham,Lol I was gonna last month. I cashed some in but I left # just in case. I was collecting more during the week cause they announced it on the blog.
ham,Me too baby! I promise to treat you well! I bet you will take good care of me...
ham,Thanx but my birthday is over already.
ham,About # bucks. The banks fees are fixed. Better to call the bank and find out.
ham,"Thats a bit weird, even ?- where is the do supposed to be happening? But good idea, sure they will be in pub!"
ham,Yes.he have good crickiting mind
ham,Are you still playing with gautham?
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ham,I asked sen to come chennai and search for job.
ham,Ya had just now.onion roast.
ham,Yeah I'll try to scrounge something up
ham,How i noe... She's in da car now... Later then c lar... I'm wearing shorts...
ham,Small problem in auction:)punj now asking tiwary
ham,Welp apparently he retired
ham,Okay same with me. Well thanks for the clarification
ham,Slept? I thinkThis time ( # pm) is not dangerous
ham,Message from . I am at Truro Hospital on ext. You can phone me here. as I have a phone by my side
ham,Jordan got voted out last nite!
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ham,How much you got for cleaning
ham,I will once i get home
ham,Tension ah?what machi?any problem?
ham,Lol now I'm after that hot air balloon!
ham,Play w computer? Aiyah i tok 2 u lor?
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ham,I'm not coming home 4 dinner.
ham,Bring it if you got it
ham,What pa tell me.. I went to bath:-)
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ham,"Looks like you found something to do other than smoke, great job!"
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ham,"Hmmm ... And imagine after you've come home from that having to rub my feet, make me dinner and help me get ready for my date ! Are you sure your ready for that kind of life ?"
ham,Oh yeah I forgot. U can only take 2 out shopping at once.
ham,We don call like # times oh. No give us hypertension oh.
ham,Going to join tomorrow.
ham,"Like # , same question"
ham,U calling me right? Call my hand phone...
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,You tell what happen dont behave like this to me. Ok no need to say
ham,I wanna watch that movie
ham,Omg you can make a wedding chapel in frontierville? Why do they get all the good stuff?
ham,Gimme a few was # minutes ago
ham,Pls call me da. What happen.
ham,Ok then u tell me wat time u coming later lor.
ham,Just now saw your message.it k da:)
ham,U still havent got urself a jacket ah?
ham,Beerage?
ham,Are you there in room.
ham,"Thanx 4 the time we’ve spent 2geva, its bin mint! Ur my Baby and all I want is u!xxxx"
ham,Hope you are having a great day.
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ham,Yes i have. So that's why u texted. Pshew...missing you so much
ham,I called but no one pick up e phone. I ask both of them already they said ok.
ham,Shall i start from hear.
ham,Ok how you dear. Did you call chechi
ham,"I know you are thinkin malaria. But relax, children cant handle malaria. She would have been worse and its gastroenteritis. If she takes enough to replace her loss her temp will reduce. And if you give her malaria meds now she will just vomit. Its a self limiting illness she has which means in a few days it will completely stop"
ham,"That day u say u cut ur hair at paragon, is it called hair sense? Do u noe how much is a hair cut? "
ham,I want to be there so i can kiss you and feel you next to me
ham,I think if he rule tamilnadu..then its very tough for our people.
ham,"2 celebrate my b’day, y else?"
ham,"Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes & fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!"
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later ok bye"
ham,Haha mayb u're rite... U know me well. Da feeling of being liked by someone is gd lor. U faster go find one then all gals in our group attached liao.
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ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,I'm sorry. I've joined the league of people that dont keep in touch. You mean a great deal to me. You have been a friend at all times even at great personal cost. Do have a great week.|
ham,Arun can u transfr me d amt
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ham,"Ya, told..she was asking wats matter?"
ham,Tell me something. Thats okay.
ham,You always make things bigger than they are
ham,Thinkin about someone is all good. No drugs for that
ham,Please give it 2 or i will pick it up on Tuesday evening about 8 if that is ok.
ham,No..but heard abt tat..
ham,I wish u were here. I feel so alone
ham,Cos daddy arranging time c wat time fetch u mah...
ham,It vl bcum more difficult..
ham,We will meet soon princess! Ttyl!
ham,"Oh ! A half hour is much longer in Syria than Canada, eh ? Wow you must get SO much more work done in a day than us with all that extra time ! *grins*"
ham,I am in office:)whats the matter..msg me now.i will call you at break:).
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ham,"House-Maid is the murderer, coz the man was murdered on # th January.. As public holiday all govt.instituitions are closed,including post office..understand?"
ham,what I meant to say is cant wait to see u again getting bored of this bridgwater banter
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ham,"Somewhr someone is surely made 4 u. And God has decided a perfect time to make u meet dat person. . . . till den, . . . . . Enjoy ur crushes..!!!;-)"
ham,Are you willing to go for apps class.
ham,"Yeah, we got one lined up for us"
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ham,Dunno dat's wat he told me. Ok lor...
ham,Huh? 6 also cannot? Then only how many mistakes?
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ham,Company is very good.environment is terrific and food is really nice:)
ham,K..k:)where are you?how did you performed?
ham,"Did you say bold, then torch later. Or one torch and 2bold?"
ham,You have to pls make a note of all she.s exposed to. Also find out from her school if anyone else was vomiting. Is there a dog or cat in the house? Let me know later.
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ham,You could have seen me..i did't recognise you Face.:)
ham,"The sign of maturity is not when we start saying big things.. But actually it is, when we start understanding small things... *HAVE A NICE EVENING* BSLVYL"
ham,India have to take lead:)
ham,Carlos'll be here in a minute if you still need to buy
ham,"Hello, As per request from # Rs.5 has been transfered to you"
ham,If you hear a loud scream in about # minutes its cause my Gyno will be shoving things up me that don't belong :/
ham,Ok...
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
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ham,"Yeah I am, so I'll leave maybe 7ish?"
ham,"I'm used to it. I just hope my agents don't drop me since i've only booked a few things this year. This whole me in boston, them in nyc was an experiment."
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ham,Ok...
ham,Just curious because my cuz asked what I was up to
ham,Then we gotta do it after that
ham,Dont you have message offer
ham,"Only just got this message, not ignoring you. Yes, i was. Shopping that is"
ham,He needs to stop going to bed and make with the dealing
ham,Pls she needs to dat slowly or she will vomit more.
ham,Meet after lunch la...
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ham,Nothing spl..wat abt u and whr ru?
ham,Hey ! Don't forget ... You are MINE ... For ME ... My possession ... MY property ... MMM ... *childish smile* ...
ham,say thanks2.
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ham,Yup i've finished c u there...
ham,K come to nordstrom when you're done
ham,Dad went out oredi...
ham,"This is one of the days you have a billion classes, right?"
ham,Good Morning plz call me sir
ham,"Yeah there's barely enough room for the two of us, x has too many shoes. Sorry man, see you later"
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ham,Yo! Howz u? girls never rang after india. L
ham,I will cme i want to go to hos 2morow. After that i wil cme. This what i got from her dear what to do. She didnt say any time
ham,Yes. They replied my mail. I'm going to the management office later. Plus will in to bank later also.or on wednesday.
ham,"Waqt se pehle or naseeb se zyada kisi ko kuch nahi milta,Zindgi wo nahi he jo hum sochte hai Zindgi wo hai jo ham jeetey hai.........."
ham,"Good afternoon, babe. How goes that day ? Any job prospects yet ? I miss you, my love ... *sighs* ... :-("
ham,Wat time do u wan 2 meet me later?
ham,I think just yourself ...Thanks and see you tomo
ham,I sent them. Do you like?
ham,Ok... Help me ask if she's working tmr a not?
ham,No problem. Talk to you later
ham,How dare you change my ring
ham,I cant keep talking to people if am not sure i can pay them if they agree to price. So pls tell me what you want to really buy and how much you are willing to pay
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ham,Jus ans me lar. U'll noe later.
ham,"Alright we'll bring it to you, see you in like # mins"
ham,"I don't think I can get away for a trek that long with family in town, sorry"
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ham,"Oh, then your phone phoned me but it disconnected"
ham,"see you then, we're all christmassy here!"
ham,"Actually, just do whatever, do find an excuse to be in tampa at some point before january though"
ham,It is only yesterday true true.
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ham,Ho ho - big belly laugh! See ya tomo
ham,You'd like that wouldn't you? Jerk!
ham,"So many people seems to be special at first sight, But only very few will remain special to you till your last sight.. Maintain them till life ends.. Sh!jas"
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later in meeting any thing related to trade please call Arul. # "
ham,"My planning usually stops at find hella weed, smoke hella weed"
ham,U definitely need a module from e humanities dis sem izzit? U wan 2 take other modules 1st?
ham,I thk u dun haf 2 hint in e forum already lor... Cos i told ron n darren is going 2 tell shuhui.
ham,Did you stitch his trouser
ham,"Short But Cute : Be a good person , but dont try to prove ..... Gud mrng..."
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ham,Yes. Last practice
ham,Okay... I booked all already... Including the one at bugis.
ham,Hello! How's you and how did saturday go? I was just texting to see if you'd decided to do anything tomo. Not that i'm trying to invite myself or anything!
ham,"Hey babe, sorry i didn't get sooner. Gary can come and fix it cause he thinks he knows what it is but he doesn't go as far a Ptbo and he says it will cost # bucks. I don't know if it might be cheaper to find someone there ? We don't have any second hand machines at all right now, let me know what you want to do babe"
ham,"Didn't try, g and I decided not to head out"
ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham,"To the wonderful Okors, have a great month. We cherish you guys and wish you well each day. MojiBiola"
ham,Much better now thanks lol
ham,I'm reading the text i just sent you. Its meant to be a joke. So read it in that light
ham,"Actually, my mobile is full of msg. And i m doing a work online, where i need to send them # sent msg i wil explain u later."
ham,"Do you know why god created gap between your fingers..? So that, One who is made for you comes & fills those gaps by holding your hand with LOVE..!"
ham,Can not use foreign stamps in this country.
ham,"Erm ... ill pick you up at about 6.45pm. That'll give enough time to get there, park and that."
ham,"I got like $ # , I can get some more later though. Get whatever you feel like"
ham,Hey mr whats the name of that bill brison book the one about language and words
ham,My sort code is and acc no is . The bank is natwest. Can you reply to confirm i've sent this to the right person!
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ham,"Got ur mail Dileep.thank you so muchand look forward to lots of support...very less contacts here,remember one venugopal you mentioned.tomorrow if not late,i shall try to come up till there.goodnight dear."
ham,I don wake since. I checked that stuff and saw that its true no available spaces. Pls call the embassy or send a mail to them.
ham,Huh y lei...
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ham,I wait 4 u inside da car park...
ham,Can i get your opinion on something first?
ham,Will you come online today night
ham,Be sure to check your yahoo email. We sent photos yesterday
ham,"Dear Hero,i am leaving to qatar tonite for an apt opportunity.pls do keep in touch at EMAIL ,kerala"
ham,Missed your call cause I was yelling at scrappy. Miss u. Can't wait for u to come home. I'm so lonely today.
ham,"When people see my msgs, They think Iam addicted to msging... They are wrong, Bcoz They don\'t know that Iam addicted to my sweet Friends..!! BSLVYL"
ham,Ahhh. Work. I vaguely remember that! What does it feel like? Lol
ham,Ok.
ham,"The guy at the car shop who was flirting with me got my phone number from the paperwork and called and texted me. I'm nervous because of course now he may have my address. Should i call his boss and tell him, knowing this may get him fired?"
ham,Oops I was in the shower when u called. Hey a parking garage collapsed at university hospital. See I'm not crazy. Stuff like that DOES happen.
ham,"He is impossible to argue with and he always treats me like his sub, like he never released me ... Which he did and I will remind him of that if necessary"
ham,get ready to moan and scream :)
ham,Yetunde i'm in class can you not run water on it to make it ok. Pls now.
ham,Lol! U drunkard! Just doing my hair at d moment. Yeah still up 4 tonight. Wats the plan?
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ham,That's good. Lets thank God. Please complete the drug. Have lots of water. And have a beautiful day.
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ham,But i dint slept in afternoon.
ham,Yup...
ham,Cbe is really good nowadays:)lot of shop and showrooms:)city is shaping good.
ham,Hi happy birthday. Hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
ham,Hi im having the most relaxing time ever! we have to get up at 7am every day! was the party good the other night? I get home tomorrow at 5ish.
ham,I am on the way to ur home
ham,Convey my regards to him
ham,U free on sat rite? U wan 2 watch infernal affairs wif me n darren n mayb xy?
ham,"K, jason says he's gonna be around so I'll be up there around #"
ham,First answer my question.
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later"
ham,I absolutely LOVE South Park! I only recently started watching the office.
ham,"It's cool, let me know before it kicks off around # , I'll be out and about all day"
ham,hows my favourite person today? r u workin hard? couldn't sleep again last nite nearly rang u at 4.30
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ham,Oh sorry please its over
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ham,Poor girl can't go one day lmao
ham,"Yeah, probably but not sure. Ilol let u know, but personally I wuldnt bother, then again if ur goin to then I mite as well!!"
ham,No. But we'll do medical missions to nigeria
ham,I've reached home n i bathe liao... U can call me now...
ham,Nothing will ever be easy. But don't be looking for a reason not to take a risk on life and love
ham,Speak only when you feel your words are better than the silence... Gud mrng:-)
ham,"Hmm ok, i'll stay for like an hour cos my eye is really sore!"
ham,Also track down any lighters you can find
ham,I think you should go the honesty road. Call the bank tomorrow. Its the tough decisions that make us great people.
ham,Just glad to be talking to you.
ham,on hen night. Going with a swing
ham,"chile, please! It's only a DECIMAL hour drive for me. I come down all the time and will be subletting feb-april for audition season."
ham,I have to take exam with in march 3
ham,MAYBE IF YOU WOKE UP BEFORE 3 THIS WOULDN'T BE A PROBLEM.
ham,"It'll be tough, but I'll do what I have to"
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ham,I send the print outs da.
ham,Will do. Have a good day
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ham,If we win its really no 1 side for long time.
ham,I am in escape theatre now. . Going to watch KAVALAN in a few minutes
ham,"The gas station is like a block away from my house, you'll drive right by it since armenia ends at swann and you have to take howard"
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ham,I am waiting for your call sir.
ham,Am i that much bad to avoid like this?
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ham,Good morning princess! Happy New Year!
ham,U say leh... Of course nothing happen lar. Not say v romantic jus a bit only lor. I thk e nite scenery not so nice leh.
ham,"Best msg: It's hard to be with a person, when u know that one more step foward will make u fall in love.. & One step back can ruin ur friendship.. good night:-) ..."
ham,I got it before the new year cos yetunde said she wanted to surprise you with it but when i didnt see money i returned it mid january before the # day return period ended.
ham,Yup it's at paragon... I havent decided whether 2 cut yet... Hee...
ham,"Good afternoon, my boytoy ... How are you feeling today ? Better I hope? Are you being my good boy? Are you my obedient, slave? Do you please your Queen?"
ham,Sry da..jst nw only i came to home..
ham,"If we hit it off, you can move in with me :)"
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ham,He didn't see his shadow. We get an early spring yay
ham,"No idea, I guess we'll work that out an hour after we're supposed to leave since as usual nobody has any interest in figuring stuff out before the last second"
ham,Sitting in mu waiting for everyone to get out of my suite so I can take a shower
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ham,Usually the body takes care of it buy making sure it doesnt progress. Can we pls continue this talk on saturday.
ham,Tomorrow i am not going to theatre. . . So i can come wherever u call me. . . Tell me where and when to come tomorrow
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ham,There are many company. Tell me the language.
ham,Am slow in using biola's fne
ham,"That's cool, I'll come by like # ish"
ham,Nutter. Cutter. Ctter. Cttergg. Cttargg. Ctargg. Ctagg. ie you
ham,"Wow. I never realized that you were so embarassed by your accomodations. I thought you liked it, since i was doing the best i could and you always seemed so happy about the cave. I'm sorry I didn't and don't have more to give. I'm sorry i offered. I'm sorry your room was so embarassing."
ham,I thk 50 shd be ok he said plus minus 10.. Did u leave a line in between paragraphs?
ham,I'm still pretty weak today .. Bad day ?
ham,Its a part of checking IQ
ham,"Under the sea, there lays a rock. In the rock, there is an envelope. In the envelope, there is a paper. On the paper, there are 3 words... '"
ham,Hows the street where the end of library walk is?
ham,Surly ill give it to you:-) while coming to review.
ham,"Science tells that chocolate will melt under the sunlight. Please don't walk under the sunlight. BCoz,I don't want to loss a sweet friend."
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ham,"Aight, lemme know what's up"
ham,Then mum's repent how?
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ham,Don't necessarily expect it to be done before you get back though because I'm just now headin out
ham,HI DARLIN HOW WAS WORK DID U GET INTO TROUBLE? IJUST TALKED TO YOUR MUM ALL MORNING! I HAD A REALLY GOOD TIME LAST NIGHT IM GOIN OUT SOON BUT CALL ME IF U CAN
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ham,"Hi frnd, which is best way to avoid missunderstding wit our beloved one's?"
ham,I am joining today formally.Pls keep praying.will talk later.
ham,Hey company elama po mudyadhu.
ham,26th OF JULY
ham,"By the way, make sure u get train to worc foregate street not shrub hill. Have fun night x"
ham,I know she called me
ham,Keep yourself safe for me because I need you and I miss you already and I envy everyone that see's you in real life
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ham,Bognor it is! Should be splendid at this time of year.
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ham,Remember on that day..
ham,hanks lotsly!
ham,"I can't keep going through this. It was never my intention to run you out, but if you choose to do that rather than keep the room clean so *I* don't have to say no to visitors, then maybe that's the best choice. Yes, I wanted you to be embarassed, so maybe you'd feel for once how I feel when i have a friend who wants to drop buy and i have to say no, as happened this morning. I've tried everything. I don't know what else to do."
ham,Waiting for your call.
ham,Tomarrow final hearing on my laptop case so i cant.
ham,Just wanted to say you guys weren't kidding about this bud
ham,It just seems like weird timing that the night that all you and g want is for me to come smoke is the same day as when a storm is attributed to me always coming over and making everyone smoke
ham,Dude we should go sup again
ham,"Wait that's still not all that clear, were you not sure about me being sarcastic or that that's why x doesn't want to live with us"
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ham,OK i'm waliking ard now... Do u wan me 2 buy anything go ur house?
ham,Your dad is back in ph?
ham,We have to pick rayan macleran there.
ham,LOOK AT THE TIME. WHAT DO YOU THINK IS UP
ham,"Good afternoon, my love ... How goes your day ? How did you sleep ? I hope your well, my boytoy ... I think of you ..."
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ham,Alright i have a new goal now
ham,Just got up. have to be out of the room very soon. .... i hadn't put the clocks back til at 8 i shouted at everyone to get up and then realised it was 7. wahay. another hour in bed.
ham,Senthil group company Apnt 5pm.
ham,"Sorry, I'll call later in meeting"
ham,Good. No swimsuit allowed :)
ham,I think that tantrum's finished so yeah I'll be by at some point
ham,Wif my family booking tour package.
ham,GRAN ONLYFOUND OUT AFEW DAYS AGO.CUSOON HONI
ham,7 wonders in My WORLD 7th You 6th Ur style 5th Ur smile 4th Ur Personality 3rd Ur Nature 2nd Ur SMS and 1st Ur Lovely Friendship... good morning dear
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ham,Let me know how it changes in the next 6hrs. It can even be appendix but you are out of that age range. However its not impossible. So just chill and let me know in 6hrs
ham,"Sorry, I'll call you later. I am in meeting sir."
ham,"Im in inperialmusic listening2the weirdest track ever by”leafcutter john”-sounds like insects being molested&someone plumbing,remixed by evil men on acid!"
ham,Dare i ask... Any luck with sorting out the car?
ham,My birthday is on feb # da. .
ham,"Thk shld b can... Ya, i wana go 4 lessons... Haha, can go for one whole stretch..."
ham,"Aight, sounds good. When do you want me to come down?"
ham,Nope. I just forgot. Will show next week
ham,Detroit. The home of snow. Enjoy it.
ham,Ok
ham,Yes..gauti and sehwag out of odi series.
ham,Yes :)it completely in out of form:)clark also utter waste.
ham,You're not sure that I'm not trying to make xavier smoke because I don't want to smoke after being told I smoke too much?
ham,Hey cutie. How goes it? Here in WALES its kinda ok. There is like hills but i still avent killed myself.
ham,Hey gals.. Anyone of u going down to e driving centre tmr?
ham,Or remind me in a few hrs.
ham,I know you are. Can you pls open the back?
ham,"He will, you guys close?"
ham,Cool breeze... Bright sun... Fresh flower... Twittering birds... All these waiting to wish u: GOODMORNING & HAVE A NICE DAY :)
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ham,Uncle Abbey! Happy New Year. Abiola
ham,Ok i wont call or disturb any one. I know all are avoiding me. I am a burden for all
ham,Customer place i will call you.
ham,A boy was late 2 home. His father: POWER OF FRNDSHIP
ham,Good Morning my Dear Shijutta........... Have a great & successful day.
ham,I'm okay. Chasing the dream. What's good. What are you doing next.
ham,En chikku nange bakra msg kalstiya..then had tea/coffee?
ham,What's ur pin?
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ham,K I'll call you when I'm close
ham,Good morning princess! Have a great day!
ham,Dude how do you like the buff wind.
ham,What Today-sunday..sunday is holiday..so no work..
ham,So u gonna get deus ex?
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ham,Miserable. They don't tell u that the side effects of birth control are massive gut wrenching cramps for the first 2 months. I didn't sleep at all last night.
ham,"Jane babes not goin 2 wrk, feel ill after lst nite. Foned in already cover 4 me chuck.:-)"
ham,Oh ok wait 4 me there... My lect havent finish
ham,Or maybe my fat fingers just press all these buttons and it doesn't know what to do.
ham,;-) ok. I feel like john lennon.
ham,Ranjith cal drpd Deeraj and deepak 5min hold
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ham,Me i'm not workin. Once i get job...
ham,Well keep in mind I've only got enough gas for one more round trip barring a sudden influx of cash
ham,"Sorry about earlier. Putting out fires.Are you around to talk after 9? Or do you actually have a life, lol!"
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ham,Can you talk with me..
ham,"I guess you could be as good an excuse as any, lol."
ham,"Alright if you're sure, let me know when you're leaving"
ham,Ard 515 like dat. Y?
ham,Carlos is taking his sweet time as usual so let me know when you and patty are done/want to smoke and I'll tell him to haul ass
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ham,Shant disturb u anymore... Jia you...
ham,Alex says he's not ok with you not being ok with it
ham,Dont hesitate. You know this is the second time she has had weakness like that. So keep i notebook of what she eat and did the day before or if anything changed the day before so that we can be sure its nothing
ham,I'm already back home so no probably not
ham,Nothin comes to my mind. u help me buy hanger lor. Ur laptop not heavy?
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ham,Same. Wana plan a trip sometme then
ham,Rightio. 11.48 it is then. Well arent we all up bright and early this morning.
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ham,"K, I'll work something out"
ham,You're gonna have to be way more specific than that
ham,Can you please send me my aunty's number
ham,From 5 to 2 only my work timing.
ham,What year. And how many miles.
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ham,Tired. I haven't slept well the past few nights.
ham,"Yeah, probably here for a while"
ham,Hey pple...$700 or $900 for 5 nights...Excellent location wif breakfast hamper!!!
ham,I.ll post her out l8r. In class
ham,Nooooooo I'm gonna be bored to death all day. Cable and internet outage.
ham,Wat u doing there?
ham,This pen thing is beyond a joke. Wont a Biro do? Don't do a masters as can't do this ever again!
ham,Are u awake? Is there snow there?
ham,That's the way you should stay oh.
ham,Still chance there. If you search hard you will get it..let have a try :)
ham,Why you keeping me away like this
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ham,Yup... Ok i go home look at the timings then i msg u again... Xuhui going to learn on 2nd may too but her lesson is at 8am
ham,Want to send me a virtual hug?... I need one
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ham,Wanna do some art?! :D
ham,Goodnight da thangam I really miss u dear.
ham,Thanks honey. Have a great day.
ham,Dude avatar 3d was imp. At one point i thought there were actually flies in the room and almost tried hittng one as a reflex
ham,"Carlos is down but I have to pick it up from him, so I'll swing by usf in a little bit"
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ham,"Aight, can you text me the address?"
ham,Ok lor then we go tog lor...
ham,"Sorry, went to bed early, nightnight"
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ham,I AM AT THE GAS STATION. GO THERE.
ham,Ok. Not sure what time tho as not sure if can get to library before class. Will try. See you at some point! Have good eve.
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ham,If i start sending blackberry torch to nigeria will you find buyer for me?like 4a month. And tell dad not to buy bb from anyone oh.
ham,Got it..mail panren paru..
ham,Then dun wear jeans lor...
ham,"Haha I heard that, text me when you're around"
ham,Sorry me going home first... Daddy come fetch u later...
ham,"Mmmmmm ... I love you,so much, Ahmad ... I can't wait for this year to begin as every second takes me closer to being at your side. Happy New Year, my love!!"
ham,"That way transport is less problematic than on sat night. By the way, if u want to ask n to join my bday, feel free. But need to know definite nos as booking on fri. "
ham,Lol enjoy role playing much?
ham,Blank is Blank. But wat is blank? Lol
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ham,Finish liao... U?
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ham,Hui xin is in da lib.
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ham,"Yes, princess. Are you going to make me moan?"
ham,Try to do something dear. You read something for exams
ham,"I've got ten bucks, jay is being noncomittal"
ham,Ok ill send you with in DECIMAL ok.
ham,"Hi, wlcome back, did wonder if you got eaten by a lion or something, nothing much"
ham,"Living is very simple.. Loving is also simple.. Laughing is too simple.. Winning is tooo simple.. But, being 'SIMPLE' is very difficult.. Gud nte.:-"
ham,Yes. Nigh you cant aha.
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ham,Hey mate. Spoke to the mag people. We€˜re on. the is deliver by the end of the month. Deliver on the 24th sept. Talk later.
ham,HI DARLIN ITS KATE ARE U UP FOR DOIN SOMETHIN TONIGHT? IM GOING TO A PUB CALLED THE SWAN OR SOMETHING WITH MY PARENTS FOR ONE DRINK SO PHONE ME IF U CAN
ham,I will see in half an hour
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ham,Ok i found dis pierre cardin one which looks normal costs 20 its on sale.
ham,She.s fine. I have had difficulties with her phone. It works with mine. Can you pls send her another friend request.
ham,Babe !!!! I LOVE YOU !!!! *covers your face in kisses*
ham,Then ur sis how?
ham,Sitting ard nothing to do lor. U leh busy w work?
ham,"When you get free, call me"
ham,I wont. So wat's wit the guys
ham,Nothing. Can...
ham,u got wat to buy tell us then u no need to come in again.
ham,Or ill be a little closer like at the bus stop on the same street
ham,u takin linear algebra today?
ham,Ya! when are u taking ure practical lessons? I start in june..
ham,Getting tickets 4 walsall tue 6 th march. My mate is getting me them on sat. ill pay my treat. Want 2 go. Txt bak .Terry
ham,Is that what time you want me to come?
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ham,Just wait till end of march when el nino gets himself. Oh.
ham,Aslamalaikkum....insha allah tohar beeen muht albi mufti mahfuuz...meaning same here....
ham,How r u going to send it to me?
ham,Apart from the one i told you about yesterday?
ham,"Awesome, think we can get an 8th at usf some time tonight?"
ham,"No, its true..k,Do u knw dis no. # ?"
ham,"Sorry battery died, yeah I'm here"
ham,I cant pick the phone right now. Pls send a message
ham,Sorry. You never hear unless you book it. One was kinda a joke--thet were really looking for skinny white girls. The other was one line--you can only do so much on camera with that. Something like that they're casting on the look.
ham,Yes i think so. I am in office but my lap is in room i think thats on for the last few days. I didnt shut that down
ham,Armand says get your butt over to epsilon
ham,That depends. How would you like to be treated? :)
ham,Also you and your family for going to rhode island or wherever and leaving me all alone the week I have a new bong :(
ham,S'fine. Anytime. All the best with it.
ham,My sister got placed in birla soft da:-)
ham,"Yeah, in fact he just asked if we needed anything like an hour ago. When and how much?"