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# -*- coding: utf-8 -*-
import jabber
#import twitter
import random
import time
import re
import MySQLdb
import dungarmatic_config as config
import urllib2
import urllib
import os
import xml.dom.minidom
import math
import threading
from heapq import heappush, heappop
import traceback
COOKIEFILE = 'cookies.lwp'
database = config.config['database']
dbhost = config.config['dbhost']
dbuser = config.config['dbuser']
dbpass = config.config['dbpass']
#twitterauth = config.config['twitter']['account']
#twitterapi = twitter.Api(**twitterauth)
# the path and filename to save dungar's cookies in
"""
@class: EveBot
@extends: jabber.Bot
@summary: A basic eve bot that remembers API keys and tries to answer questions about eve
"""
class EveBot (jabber.Bot):
def initBot(self):
self.initEve()
def initEve (self):
self.nickRegex = self.resource
self.addressRegex = r"(:| :|,)\s*"
self.toMe = r"^\s*" + self.nickRegex + self.addressRegex
self.addHandler([self.toMe + r".*\?\Z"],self.handler_question)
self.addHandler([self.toMe + r"kick\s+(?P<user>.*)"],self.handler_kick)
self.banned_words = set()
self.banned_regex = None
self.addHandler([self.toMe + r"add banned word (?P<word>.*)"],self.handler_add_banned_word)
self.addHandler([self.toMe + r"(?:remove|delete) banned word (?P<word>.*)"],self.handler_remove_banned_word)
self.addHandler([self.toMe + r"clear banned words?(?: list)?"],self.handler_clear_banned_words)
self.addHandler([self.toMe + r"list banned words"],self.handler_list_banned_words)
self.addProcessor(self.processor_banned_words)
self.reminders = []
self.addHandler([self.toMe + r'remind\s+(?P<to>.*)\s+to\s+(?P<reminder>.*)\s+in\s+(?P<duration>.*)'],self.handler_reminder)
self.addLoop(self.loop_reminder)
self.addHandler([r"\b(world\s+cup|vuvuzela)\b"],self.handler_world_cup)
self.addHandler([r"\bliterally\b"],self.handler_literally)
def handler_literally(self, mess, match):
return self.calculateChance({'I think you mean figuratively':0.05,
'seriously literally?':0.05})
def handler_world_cup(self, mess, match):
return self.calculateChance({
'BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZT': 0.05,
'o======<0♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫♪♫': 0.05})
def parse_duration(self, duration):
'''Parse a string representing a duration, return number of seconds'''
#unit to multiplier for converting to seconds
units = {'second':1.0,
'seconds':1.0,
's':1.0,
'minute':60.0,
'minutes':60.0,
'm':60.0,
'min':60.0,
'hour':60.0*60.0,
'hours':60.0*60.0,
'h':60.0*60.0,
'day':24.0*60.0*60.0,
'days':24.0*60.0*60.0,
'd':24.0*60.0*60.0
}
ret = 0.0
subdurations = re.findall(r'(?P<amount>[0-9]+(?:\.[0-9]+)?)\s*(?P<unit>[a-z]+)',duration, re.IGNORECASE)
for subduration in subdurations:
amount = subduration[0]
unit = subduration[1]
ret += float(amount) * units[unit]
return ret
def handler_reminder(self, mess, match):
if mess.getFrom().getResource() == self.resource:
return
now = time.time()
reminder = match.group('reminder').strip()
duration = match.group('duration').strip()
to = match.group('to').strip()
try:
time_s = self.parse_duration(duration)
except:
return '%s: Sorry, I didn\'t understand that duration :('%mess.getFrom().getResource()
if time_s == 0:
return '%s: Sorry, I didn\'t understand that duration :('%mess.getFrom().getResource()
if to == 'me':
to = mess.getFrom().getResource()
reminder = re.sub(r'\bmy\b', 'your', reminder)
else:
reminder = re.sub(r'\bmy\b', mess.getFrom().getResource()+'\'s', reminder)
reminder = re.sub(r'\bme\b', mess.getFrom().getResource(), reminder)
data = {'from':mess.getFrom().getResource(),
'to':to,
'reminder':reminder,
'duration':time_s}
heappush(self.reminders, (now+time_s, data))
if data['to'] == data['from']:
return '%(from)s: ok I\'ll remind you to %(reminder)s in %(duration)is'%data
return '%(from)s: ok I\'ll remind %(to)s to %(reminder)s in %(duration)is'%data
def loop_reminder(self):
now = time.time()
if len(self.reminders) > 0 and now > self.reminders[0][0]:
reminder = heappop(self.reminders)[1]
if reminder['from'] == reminder['to']:
return '%(to)s: you asked me to remind you to %(reminder)s'%reminder
return '%(to)s: %(from)s asked me to remind you to %(reminder)s'%reminder
def handler_kick(self, mess, match):
if self.resource not in self.channelModerators:
return mess.getFrom().getResource()+': I can\'t. I\'m not a mod :smith:'
kicker = mess.getFrom().getResource()
if kicker not in self.channelModerators:
self.kick(kicker, reason='Only mods may kick')
return
nick = match.group("user")
if nick in self.channelModerators:
return '%s: Not kicking a mod :mad:'%(kicker)
if nick in self.channelRoster:
#print 'kicking %s, requested by %s'%(nick,kicker)
self.kick(nick, reason='kick requested by %s'%(kicker))
return '%s: ok. i\'ve kicked %s for you'%(kicker,nick)
else:
return '%s: who?'%(kicker)
def handler_add_banned_word(self, mess, match):
banner = mess.getFrom().getResource()
if self.resource not in self.channelModerators:
return '%s: I\'m not a mod, so there are no banned words'%(banner)
if banner not in self.channelModerators:
self.kick(banner, reason='Only mods may add banned words')
return
word = match.group('word')
if word in self.banned_words:
return "%s: '%s' is already banned"%(banner,word)
self.banned_words.add(word)
self.build_banned_word_regex()
#print 'Banned words: %s added \'%s\''%(banner,word)
return "%s: Banned word '%s' added"%(banner,word)
def handler_remove_banned_word(self, mess, match):
banner = mess.getFrom().getResource()
if self.resource not in self.channelModerators:
return '%s: I\'m not a mod, so there are no banned words'%(banner)
if banner not in self.channelModerators:
self.kick(banner, reason='Only mods may remove banned words')
return
word = match.group('word')
if not word in self.banned_words:
return "%s: '%s' is not banned"%(banner,word)
self.banned_words.remove(word)
self.build_banned_word_regex()
#print 'Banned words: %s removed \'%s\''%(banner,word)
return "%s: Banned word '%s' removed"%(banner,word)
def handler_clear_banned_words(self, mess, match):
banner = mess.getFrom().getResource()
if self.resource not in self.channelModerators:
return '%s: I\'m not a mod, so there are no banned words'%(banner)
if banner not in self.channelModerators:
self.kick(banner, reason='Only mods may clear the banned words list')
return
if len(self.banned_words) == 0:
return "%s: There are no banned words"%(banner)
self.banned_words = set()
self.build_banned_word_regex()
#print "Banned words: %s cleared the banned word list"%(banner)
return "%s: Banned words list cleared"%(banner)
def handler_list_banned_words(self, mess, match):
if self.resource not in self.channelModerators:
return mess.getFrom().getResource()+': I\'m not a mod, so there are no banned words'
if len(self.banned_words) == 0:
return '%s: There are no banned words'%(mess.getFrom().getResource())
wordlist = ""
for word in sorted(self.banned_words):
wordlist+="'%s', "%word
wordlist=wordlist[0:-2]
return '%s: The banned words are: %s'%(mess.getFrom().getResource(),wordlist)
def build_banned_word_regex(self):
if len(self.banned_words) == 0:
self.banned_regex = None
return
banned_regex=r'^(?:.*\s+)?(?P<word>'
for word in self.banned_words:
banned_regex+=re.escape(word)+"|"
banned_regex=banned_regex[0:-1]
banned_regex+=r')(?:\s+.*)?$'
self.banned_regex = re.compile(banned_regex, re.IGNORECASE)
def processor_banned_words(self, mess):
if self.resource not in self.channelModerators:
return
if not self.banned_regex:
return
if mess.getFrom().getResource() in self.channelModerators:
return
match = self.banned_regex.search(mess.getBody())
if match:
#print 'Banned words: kicking %s for saying \'%s\''%(mess.getFrom().getResource(),match.group('word'))
self.kick(mess.getFrom().getResource(),reason='%s is a banned word'%(match.group('word')))
def bot_8ball (self, mess, args):
"""The magic 8 ball"""
chance = {self.lang.ugettext('As I see it, yes'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Ask again later'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Better not tell you now'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Cannot predict now'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Concentrate and ask again'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Don\'t count on it'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('It is certain'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('It is decidedly so'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Most likely'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('My reply is no'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('My sources say no'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Outlook good'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Outlook not so good'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Reply hazy, try again'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Signs point to yes'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Very doubtful'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Without a doubt'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Yes'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Yes - definitely'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('You may rely on it'): 0.05}
return mess.getFrom().getResource() + ": " + self.calculateChance(chance)
def bot_goonball (self, mess, args):
"""The magic goon ball"""
chance = {self.lang.ugettext('As I see it, yes. Furthermore,'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Ask again when your daughter is legal'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Can\'t talk, deadtear will ban me'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Can\'t talk, solo will ban me'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Can\'t talk, lux will pink text me'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Concentrate and ask again faggot'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('My sources say: "You are a faggot"'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Do fatties like ham?'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Do fatties like candy?'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('About a likely as the forums going down. Again.'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('My reply is rofl'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('My sources say send Urcher 1B ISK for an answer'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Outlook better than thunderbird'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Outlook not so good, mlyp'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Reply hazy, kill yourself'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Signs point to your mothers house, because that is the worlds most common destination :iceburn:'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Only if CCP can keep the servers going for 24 *consecutive* hours'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Only if Solo can keep the servers going for 24 *consecutive* hours'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('no u'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Yes - faggot'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('Cute question. ISK sent'): 0.05}
return mess.getFrom().getResource() + ": " + self.calculateChance(chance)
def getDomText(self, element):
text = ""
for node in element.childNodes:
if node.nodeType == node.TEXT_NODE:
text = text + node.data
else:
text = text + self.getDomText(node)
return text
def findParagraph(self, node):
if (node.localName == 'p'):
return node
if (node.localName == 'table'):
return None
for child in node.childNodes:
paragraph = self.findParagraph(child)
if paragraph:
return paragraph
def getDescription (self, phrase):
"""Gets a description from wikipedia"""
phrase = phrase.encode('utf-8')
if phrase == "love":
return "baby don't hurt me"
if phrase == "the meaning of life, the universe and everything" or phrase == "the meaning of life" or phrase == "the meaning of life the universe and everything":
return "42"
if phrase == "the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow":
return "what do you mean, an African or European Swallow?"
if phrase == 'best in life' or phrase == 'the best in life':
return self.calculateChance({'To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women':0.99,
'To crush you biscuits, see them dunked in your tea, and hear the conversation of your auntie':0.01})
url = self.lang.ugettext('http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%s').encode('utf-8') % phrase.replace(" ","_")
urlopen = urllib2.urlopen
Request = urllib2.Request
txheaders = {'User-agent' : 'Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 5.5; Windows NT)'}
txdata = urllib.urlencode({})
try:
self.httpRequest = Request(url, txdata, txheaders)
handle = urlopen(self.httpRequest)
except urllib2.HTTPError:
return self.calculateChance({"No idea, why dont you google it, fuck": 0.9,
"http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q="+urllib.quote_plus(phrase): 0.1})
except:
traceback.print_exc()
return self.calculateChance({"No idea, why dont you google it, fuck": 0.9,
"http://www.lmgtfy.com/?q="+urllib.quote_plus(phrase): 0.1})
else:
handle.readline()
response = '<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.0 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml1/DTD/xhtml1-transitional.dtd">'+handle.read()
try:
dom = xml.dom.minidom.parseString(response)
except Exception:
traceback.print_exc()
return "No fucking idea"
divs = dom.getElementsByTagName("div")
paragraph = None
for div in divs:
if div.getAttribute('id') == "bodyContent":
paragraph = self.findParagraph(div)
if paragraph:
break
desc = self.getDomText(paragraph)
return desc
def handler_question (self, mess, match):
"""Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer"""
text = mess.getBody()
#Who is <nick>?
regex = self.toMe + self.lang.ugettext("REGEX_WHOIS")
regex = re.compile(regex, re.IGNORECASE)
m = regex.search(text)
if m:
nick = m.group("nick")
query = m.group("query")
if nick in self.channelRoster and self.channelRoster[nick]:
return mess.getFrom().getResource() + ": " + nick + " "+query+" "+str(self.channelRoster[nick])
#What is?
regex = self.toMe + self.lang.ugettext("REGEX_WHAT_IS")
regex = re.compile(regex, re.IGNORECASE)
m = regex.search(text)
if m:
phrase = m.group("phrase")
reply = self.getDescription(phrase)
if reply:
return mess.getFrom().getResource() + ": " + reply
#What do you think about <word>?
regex = self.toMe + self.lang.ugettext("REGEX_WHAT_DO_YOU_THINK_ABOUT")
regex = re.compile(regex, re.IGNORECASE)
m = regex.search(text)
if m:
phrase = m.group("phrase")
reply = self.getMarkov(phrase, 0)
if reply:
return mess.getFrom().getResource() + ": " + reply
regex = self.toMe + self.lang.ugettext("REGEX_HOW_MANY")
regex = re.compile(regex, re.IGNORECASE)
m = regex.search(text)
if m:
return mess.getFrom().getResource() + ": " + self.calculateChance({str(random.randint(0,10)): 0.99,
str(random.randint(11,1000000)): 0.01})
regex = self.toMe + self.lang.ugettext("REGEX_WHEN")
regex = re.compile(regex, re.IGNORECASE)
m = regex.search(text)
if m:
return self.handler_when(mess, m)
regex = self.toMe + self.lang.ugettext("REGEX_OPTIONS")
regex = re.compile(regex, re.IGNORECASE)
m = regex.search(text)
if m:
return self.handler_options(mess, m)
return self.calculateChance({self.bot_8ball(mess, ""): 0.9,
self.bot_goonball(mess, ""): 0.1})
def handler_when(self, mess, match):
now = time.time()
laterlong = now + random.randint(1,60*60*24)
latershort = now + random.randint(1,60*60*24*7)
ret = mess.getFrom().getResource() + ": "
if re.search(self.lang.ugettext("REGEX_WEED"), mess.getBody()):
return 'At 4:20 :420::420::420:'
return ret + self.calculateChance({'In '+self.calcTimeLeft(laterlong): 0.45,
'In '+self.calcTimeLeft(latershort): 0.45,
'At 4:20 :420::420::420:': 0.05,
'Never': 0.05})
def handler_options (self, mess, match):
"""[img-timeline]"""
options = match.group('options')
options = re.split(self.lang.ugettext("REGEX_OR"), options)
choice = {'checkbox, voted all': 0.005,
"not checkbox, didn't vote": 0.005}
for option in options:
choice[option] = 0.99/len(options)
ret = mess.getFrom().getResource() + ": "
return ret + self.calculateChance(choice)
"""
@class: GoonFleetBot
@extends: EveBot
@summary: LOL z0r mlyp booya didn't want that titan anyway get out faggot :condi:
"""
class GoonFleetBot (EveBot):
def initBot(self):
self.initEve()
self.initGoonFleet()
self.youtubes = []
self.images = []
def initGoonFleet(self):
self.wordAssociations = {};
self.z0rStarted = False
self.z0rCompleted = False
self.recentLinks = []
self.z0rs = 0
self.nextz0rStart = random.randint(15*60, 120*60)
self.nextRandomComment = random.randint(15*60, 120*60)
#self.addServerLoop('update_routes',self.loop_routesUpdate)
"""Handlers test if a regex matches in the message,
pass an array of regexes and a callback function for great justice"""
mlyp = [self.lang.ugettext("REGEX_MLYP")]
self.addHandler(mlyp,self.handler_mlyp)
self.addHandler([r"awesome(?:|!|.)*\Z"],self.handler_awesome)
self.addHandler([self.toMe+r".*?:hfive:\Z"],self.handler_highfive)
self.addHandler([r"(?:\s|\A)alot(?:\s|\Z)"],self.handler_alot)
self.addHandler([r"(?:\s|\A)dungar(?:\s|\Z)"],self.handler_dungar)
self.addHandler([self.lang.ugettext("REGEX_C_D")],self.handler_cd)
self.addHandler([r"\Amajor crimes(?:|\?|!|\.)*\Z"], self.handler_sheeeeeeeeeit)
self.addHandler([r"\b(?P<url>(https?|ftp)://[-A-Z0-9+&@#/%?=~_|!:,.;]+)\b"],self.handler_imgtimeline)
self.addHandler([r"\b(?P<url>http://[\w\.]*youtube\.com/[\w\?&]*v=(?P<vidid>[\w-]*))"],self.handler_youtube)
self.addHandler([r"\b(?P<url>(https?|ftp)://[-A-Z0-9+&@#/%?=~_|!:,.;]*[-A-Z0-9+&@#/%=~_|]\.(?:jpg|png|gif))\b"],self.handler_img)
self.addHandler([r"\b(?P<url>(https?|ftp)://[-A-Z0-9+&@#/%?=~_|!:,.;]*[-A-Z0-9+&@#/%=~_|])\b"],self.handler_url)
self.addHandler([self.lang.ugettext("REGEX_MY_GIRLFRIEND")],self.handler_MYGIRLFRIEND)
"""Processors handle every incoming message, check the mess object or
self.history for messages.
return None to do nothing and pass control to the next processor"""
self.addProcessor(self.processor_words)
self.addProcessor(self.processor_z0r)
#self.addProcessor(self.processor_magical_learning_dungar)
"""Loops run once a second, even when no messages have been received"""
self.addLoop(self.loop_z0rStarter)
self.addLoop(self.loop_randomComments)
"""------------------- CALLBACK FUNCTIONS START HERE BOOYA -------------------"""
def processor_words(self, mess):
reply = None
if(len(mess.getBody()) > 400):
c = 0.05
chance = {':words:': c,
self.lang.ugettext('holy shit')+' :words:': c,
self.lang.ugettext('tl;dr'): c,
':getoutfag:': c,
self.lang.ugettext('lol, wut'): c,
self.lang.ugettext('hurf blurf'): c}
reply = self.calculateChance(chance)
return reply
def processor_magical_learning_dungar(self, mess):
chanceOfResponding = 0.1
if mess.getFrom().getResource() == self.resource:
return
#Add associations for the previous messages
now = time.time()
for j, recentMess in enumerate(self.history):
i = 11 - j
i *= i
if recentMess == mess.getBody():
continue
if not recentMess in self.wordAssociations: #Create a new association array
associations = [[mess.getBody(), i, now]]
self.wordAssociations[recentMess] = associations
else:
found = False
associations = self.wordAssociations[recentMess]
for association in associations:
if association[0] == mess.getBody(): #Add to existing association
association[1] += i
association[2] = now
found = True
break
if not found: #Add a new association to the array
associations.append([mess.getBody(), i, now])
#Find associations for the current message
if mess.getBody() in self.wordAssociations:
associations = self.wordAssociations[mess.getBody()]
totalPoints = 0
for association in associations:
totalPoints += association[1]
responses = {}
for association in associations:
responses[association[0]] = 1.0*association[1]/totalPoints
response = self.calculateChance(responses)
if response:
self.log("Association for "+mess.getBody()+": "+response)
return self.calculateChance({response: chanceOfResponding})
return None
def loop_randomComments(self):
if self.timeSinceLastMessage > self.nextRandomComment and self.timeSinceLastOwnMessage > self.timeSinceLastMessage:
self.nextRandomComment = random.randint(15*60, 120*60)
self.timeSinceLastMessage = 0
massPing = ''
for nick in sorted(self.channelRoster):
if nick == self.resource:
continue
massPing += nick
massPing += ', '
massPing = massPing[0:-2]
massPing += ': hi'
randFact = ':eng101: '+self.getDescription('Special:Random')
chance = {randFact: 0.999,
massPing: 0.001}
return self.calculateChance(chance)
def processor_z0r (self,mess):
"""z0rz0rz0rz0rz0rz0rz0rz0rz0r"""
if mess.getFrom().getResource() == self.resource:
return
if len(self.history)>0 and (self.history[0]=='z' or self.history[0]=='0' or self.history[0]=='r'):
desireToContinue = 0.1 #Chance of continuing a z0r chain, increases with the length of the chain
currentPosition = self.history[0] #message being examined
validChain = False #Are we currently part of a valid z0r chain
if self.history[0] == 'z':
validChain = True
if self.history[0] == 'z' or self.history[0] == 'r':
self.z0rstarted = False
for i in range(1,len(self.history)):
if self.history[i] == 'z' and currentPosition == '0':
validChain = True
desireToContinue = desireToContinue + 0.1
elif self.history[i] == '0' and currentPosition == 'r':
desireToContinue = desireToContinue + 0.1
elif self.history[i] == 'r' and currentPosition == 'z':
desireToContinue = desireToContinue + 0.1
else:
break
currentPosition = self.history[i]
if not validChain or self.z0rstarted:
return
if self.history[0]=='z':
return self.calculateChance({'0': desireToContinue,
self.lang.ugettext('shut up faggot'): 0.01,
self.lang.ugettext('fuck you and the z0r you rode in on'): 0.01})
if self.history[0]=='0':
return self.calculateChance({'r': desireToContinue})
if self.history[0]=='r':
reply = self.calculateChance({'z': desireToContinue})
if reply:
self.z0rstarted = True
return reply
else:
self.z0rstarted = False
def loop_z0rStarter (self):
if self.timeSinceLastMessage > self.nextz0rStart and self.timeSinceLastOwnMessage > self.timeSinceLastMessage and len(self.history) > 0 and self.history[0] != 'z' and self.history[0] != '0':
self.nextz0rStart = random.randint(15*60, 120*60)
#if self.debug:
#self.log('attempting to start z0r chain')
reply = self.calculateChance({'z': 0.001})
if reply:
self.z0rstarted = True
return reply
else:
return None
def handler_dungar (self, mess, match):
"""The automatic dungar"""
c = 0.005
chance = {self.lang.ugettext('welp'): c,
self.lang.ugettext('My sister has been looking pretty good lately'): c,
self.lang.ugettext('guys, let\'s move to syndicate'): c,
self.lang.ugettext('My dad is dead'): c,
self.lang.ugettext('remedial saw me as a young version of himself!'): c,
self.lang.ugettext('I joined triumvirate'): c,
self.lang.ugettext(':dungar:'): c,
self.lang.ugettext('yeah i dont think ill get that machariel back :('): c,
self.lang.ugettext('check out all these gistii a-types i just farmed'): c,
self.lang.ugettext('i joined PL mainly because they fit my playstyle and level of talent'): c,
self.lang.ugettext('triumvirate died :('): c,
self.lang.ugettext("Man I'm so close to finishing Cloaking V for those new blackops BSes. I can't wait."): c,
self.lang.ugettext('That angel bird has pictures of herself on the forums and if I wasn\'t so sure she\'s insane I\'d probably hit that :)') : c}
return self.calculateChance(chance)
def handler_cd (self, mess, match):
"""this bot is shit c/d?"""
chance = {self.lang.ugettext('c'): 0.5,
self.lang.ugettext('d'): 0.5}
return self.calculateChance(chance)
def handler_MYGIRLFRIEND(self, mess, match):
"""MY GIRLFRIEND"""
return self.calculateChance({self.lang.ugettext('MY GIRLFRIEND'): 0.2, ':cloricus:': 0.1})
def handler_sheeeeeeeeeit (self, mess, match):
"""major crimes?"""
rnd = random.random()
ees = rnd * 50
if ees < 18:
ees = 12
if ees > 45:
ees = rnd * 100
ret = "sh"
ret += "e"*int(ees)
ret += "it"
return self.calculateChance({ret: 0.2})
def handler_mlyp (self, mess, match):
"""much like your posting"""
chance = {self.lang.ugettext('mlyp'): 0.2}
return self.calculateChance(chance)
def handler_imgtimeline (self, mess, match):
"""[img-timeline]"""
url = match.group('url')
if url not in self.recentLinks:
if len(self.recentLinks) > 10:
self.recentLinks.pop()
self.recentLinks.insert(0,url)
else:
return self.calculateChance({self.lang.ugettext('img-timeline'): 0.6,'[img-timeline]': 0.4})
def handler_img (self, mess, match):
"""pro-click zone"""
url = match.group('url')
if url not in self.images:
self.images.append(url)
return self.calculateChance(
{self.lang.ugettext('Jesus Christ :nws: that shit'): 0.01,
self.lang.ugettext('thanks asshole i just got fired :mad:'): 0.01,
self.lang.ugettext('OMG hawt'): 0.01})
def handler_youtube (self, mess, match):
"""youtube videos"""
vidid = match.group('vidid')
if vidid not in self.youtubes:
self.youtubes.append(vidid)
rnd = random.random()
if rnd < 0.1:
return self.getRandomYoutubeComment(vidid)
def getRandomYoutubeComment(self, vidid):
commentstream = urllib.urlopen("http://gdata.youtube.com/feeds/api/videos/"+vidid+"/comments")
response = commentstream.read()
dom = xml.dom.minidom.parseString(response)
entries = dom.getElementsByTagName("content")
rand_index = random.randint(11, 20)
if(len(entries) >= rand_index):
comment = ''
entry = entries[rand_index]
for node in entry.childNodes:
if node.nodeType == node.TEXT_NODE:
comment = comment+node.data
return comment
return None
def handler_url (self, mess, match):
"""pro-click zone"""
if mess.getFrom().getResource() == self.resource:
return
url = match.group('url')
return self.calculateChance(
{self.lang.ugettext('pro-click zone'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('not clicking that'): 0.05,
self.lang.ugettext('more like')+' http://bacolicio.us/'+url+' '+self.lang.ugettext('amirite'): 0.01})
def handler_awesome (self, mess, match):
""":awesome:"""
chance = {':awesome:': 0.1, ':awesomelon:': 0.05}
return self.calculateChance(chance)
def handler_highfive (self, mess, match):
""":hfive:"""
regex = re.compile(r":hfive:")
if len(self.history) < 3 or not regex.search(self.history[2]):
chance = {':hfive:': 0.99, ':awesome::hf::awesomelon:': 0.01}
return self.calculateChance(chance)
return None
def handler_alot (self, mess, match):
"""alot"""
chance = {':eng101: "a lot"': 0.9, ':argh:': 0.1}
return mess.getFrom().getResource() + ": " + self.calculateChance(chance)
"""
@class: Jabberzac
@extends: GoonFleetBot
@summary: Anzac squad is the best squad
"""
class Jabberzac (GoonFleetBot):
def initBot(self):
self.initEve()
self.initGoonFleet()
self.initJabberzac()
def initJabberzac(self):
#self.addOnJoin(['.*'],self.onjoin_christmas)
None
def onjoin_christmas(self, pres):
return self.lang.ugettext('Merry Christmas')+' '+pres.getFrom().getResource()
class MarkovBot (Jabberzac):
debugMode = False
def initBot(self):
random.seed()
now = time.time()
self.allOps = []
self.nextOp = None
self.currentOp = None
self.nextOpHasBeenSaid = False
delay = random.randint(60*60*1, 60*60*4)
self.nextTwitterUpdate = now + delay
self.nextTwitterSearch = now + (delay * 12)
print ("Next Tweet in: %d" % delay)
self.markov_lock = threading.Lock()
self.markov_randomWordBuffer = []
self.markov_randomWordCondition = threading.Condition()
randomWordThread = threading.Thread(target = self.markov_populateRandomWordBuffer)
randomWordThread.setName('%s populate random word buffer thread'%self.channel)
randomWordThread.setDaemon(True)
randomWordThread.start()
self.nextOpUpdate = 0
self.chanceOfMarkov = 0.02
self.isPowerHour = False
self.powerHourTrigger = ""
self.powerHourStarted = now
self.addProcessor(self.processor_markov_learning_dungar)
#self.addProcessor(self.processor_markov_manic_minute)
#self.addLoop(self.loop_markov_manic_minute)
self.addProcessor(self.processor_markov)
self.repliedTweets = []
self.tweetedLinks = []
self.youtubes = []
self.images = []
self.addLoop(self.loop_twitterSearch)
self.initEve()
self.initGoonFleet()
self.initJabberzac()
if not self.debugMode:
self.addServerLoop('twitter',self.loop_twitterUpdate)
os.environ['TZ'] = 'UTC'
time.tzset()
def calcTimeLeft(self,end):
t = time.time()
if t > end:
ret = "-"
diff = t - end
else:
ret = ""
diff = end - t
if diff < 60:
ret += str(diff) + " seconds"
if diff > 86400:
days = int(diff / 86400)
diff = diff % 86400
ret += str(days) + " days "
if diff > 3600:
hours = int(diff / 3600)
diff = diff % 3600
ret += str(hours) + " hrs "
if diff > 60:
mins = int(diff / 60)
ret += str(mins) + " mins"
if ret == "-" or ret == "":
ret = self.lang.ugettext("any second now")
return ret
def loop_twitterUpdate(self):
now = time.time()
if self.nextTwitterUpdate <= now:
rnd = random.random()
delay = 0
if (rnd < 0.9): #short delay to next tweet
delay = 60*random.randint(15, 120)
else: #long delay to next tweet
delay = 60*random.randint(4*60, 16*60)
self.nextTwitterUpdate = now + delay
#Let's update twitter!
rnd = random.random()
if rnd < 0.5:
#New status
word = self.markov_getRandomWord()
status = self.getMarkov(word, 0)
if status:
self.updateTwitter(status)
elif rnd < 0.6:
#Let's reply to a random person about something literally random
word = self.markov_getRandomWord()
entry = self.searchTwitterRandom(word)
if entry:
if entry['status'] not in self.repliedTweets:
markov = self.getMarkov(word,0)
if markov:
status = "@%s %s" % (entry['author'],markov)
self.repliedTweets.append(entry['status'])
self.updateTwitter(status)
elif rnd < 0.7 and len(self.youtubes) > 0:
#Let's post a youtube linki
rnd = random.random()
index = int(math.floor(rnd * (len(self.youtubes)-1)))
youtube = self.youtubes[index]
url = "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=%s" % (youtube)
if url not in self.tweetedLinks:
self.tweetedLinks.append(url)
comment = self.getRandomYoutubeComment(youtube)
status = "%s %s" % (comment,url)
self.updateTwitter(status)
elif rnd < 0.8 and len(self.images) > 0:
#Let's post an image
rnd = random.random()
index = int(math.floor(rnd * (len(self.images)-1)))
url = self.images[index]
if url not in self.tweetedLinks:
self.tweetedLinks.append(url)
self.updateTwitter(url)
else:
#Let's reply to someone about eve!
entry = self.searchTwitterRandom("#eveonline")
if entry:
status = entry['status']
if status not in self.repliedTweets:
words = status.split(" ")
goodWords = []
for word in words:
if len(word) > 4 and not word.startswith("@") and not word.startswith("#"):
goodWords.append(word)
if len(goodWords) > 0:
index = int(math.floor(rnd * len(goodWords)))
theWord = goodWords[index]
markov = self.getMarkov(theWord,0)
if markov:
self.repliedTweets.append(entry['status'])
status = "@%s %s" % (entry['author'],markov)
self.updateTwitter(status)
def updateTwitter(self,status):
print("Twitter: %s" % status)
# data = urllib.urlencode({"status" : status.encode('utf-8')})
# urllib.urlopen("http://dungarmatic:abutteamirite@twitter.com/statuses/update.xml", data)
# twitterapi.PostUpdate(status)
def searchTwitter(self, query):
if query:
query = query.replace("#","%23")
url = "http://search.twitter.com/search.atom?q=" + query
try:
tweetstream = urllib2.urlopen(url)
except urllib2.HTTPError:
return None
response = tweetstream.read()
dom = xml.dom.minidom.parseString(response)
entries = dom.getElementsByTagName("entry")
if(len(entries) > 0):
data = []
for entry in entries:
authorNodes = entry.getElementsByTagName("name")
if len(authorNodes) > 0:
authorNode = authorNodes[0]
author = authorNode.childNodes[0].data
s = author.partition(' ')
author = s[0]
else:
author = ""
titleNodes = entry.getElementsByTagName("title")
if len(titleNodes) > 0:
title = titleNodes[0]
status = title.childNodes[0].data
else:
status = ""
data.append({'author':author,'status':status})
return data
else:
return None
def searchTwitterRandom(self,query):
#Searches twitter and returns a random result
entries = self.searchTwitter(query)
if entries:
random.seed()
rnd = random.random()
index = int(math.floor(rnd * len(entries)))
entry = entries[index]
return entry
def loop_twitterSearch(self):
now = time.time()
if self.nextTwitterSearch <= now:
delay = random.randint(1, 7*60*60*24)
self.nextTwitterSearch = now + delay
query = "#fwp"
if query:
entry = self.searchTwitterRandom(query)
#Don't repeat dungar's own tweets
if entry['author'] != 'dungarmatic':
return "%s (http://twitter.com/%s)" % (entry['status'],entry['author'])
else:
return None
else:
return None
else:
return None
def markov_getPowerHourTrigger(self):
now = time.time()
maxTriggerAge = now - 60*60
dbconn = MySQLdb.connect(host=dbhost, db=database, user=dbuser, passwd=dbpass)
c = dbconn.cursor()
c.execute('SELECT word2 FROM (SELECT DISTINCT word2 FROM markov WHERE created > %(maxage)s) AS markov_distinct ORDER BY rand() LIMIT 1', {'maxage': maxTriggerAge});
rows = []
for row in c.fetchall():
rows.append(row)
if len(rows) > 0:
row = rows[0];
word = row[0]
else:
word = 'buttes'
dbconn.close()
return word
def markov_getRandomEmoticon(self):
word = 'buttes'
dbconn = MySQLdb.connect(host=dbhost, db=database, user=dbuser, passwd=dbpass)
try:
c = dbconn.cursor()
c.execute('SELECT word2 FROM (SELECT DISTINCT word2 FROM markov WHERE word2 LIKE \':%:\') AS markov_distinct ORDER BY rand() LIMIT 1');
rows = []
for row in c.fetchall():
rows.append(row)
if len(rows) > 0:
row = rows[0];
word = row[0]
except:
None
dbconn.close()
return word
def markov_populateRandomWordBuffer(self):
'''Keep the random word buffer full'''
buffer_size = 10
while True:
dbconn = MySQLdb.connect(host=dbhost, db=database, user=dbuser, passwd=dbpass)
try:
c = dbconn.cursor()
c.execute('SELECT word2 FROM (SELECT DISTINCT word2 FROM markov) AS markov_distinct ORDER BY rand() LIMIT 1');